The Final Selection

Can Art Save Us? - A plug for work. This is our latest exhibition at Museums Sheffield: Millennium Gallery. Link

Quit your jibba jabba - Everyone should have a Mr T in there pocket. Marge does. Link

What's he building in there? - Every man should have a shed. I have several. I suspect Tom Waits knows what I'm doing in there. Link

I'll have a pint of Adnams - Specifically at the Nelson or in the back bar of The Crown in Sothwold. Link

There's fruit - Would you like pudding? What is there? There's fruit. Strictly speaking fruit's dessert. Link

Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy - One of Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies quoted in Slackers and sampled by Faceless. Link

Knock & Wait - A great name for a company. Neil and I never made any money but we had fun.

That's Amore - I was part of a great club night called Con Brie-O!, we always finished the night with Dean Martin. Apart from the week when all my CDs had been stolen. Link
Here Comes the JCB - The reason why I applied to be on the plinth.

Bye g'night - A family phrase picked up from a chip shop assistant in Gosport.

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