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I think it needs salt - I love cooking but am rarely happy with anything I've cooked.

Where's my cup of coffee? - The sound of my alarm clock. But until the dog has learnt how to put the kettle on it looks like I'm making the coffee.

Don't be so pendantic - The setup line to a great joke. Exactly.

Fatboy - I DJed with Tom & Al from Faceless as Club Fatboy (he smells of sandwiches). We dropped some great breaks and had a fridge on stage.

No, it's not made of cardboard - As owners of a Trabant we are used to all the put downs and joke. It's actually made of recycled cotton waste and phenol resin. Link

Norfolk 'n' Good - I lived in Norwich for 15 years. A Fine City. Link

This One's Yours - What the breeders said to us when we went to collect our puppy six weeks after choosing her. The puppy we left with wasn't the one we'd chosen. But that doesn't stop us loving Daisy. Link

Calm Your Life Down - I 'mangaged' a band in the mid 90s, this was part of the promotion for Faceless' first album. Maybe it's time for a reissue?

Driving round with my very best friend - A line from Julian Cope's song Sunspots. Link

I Didn't Vote Tory - My friend Patrick sent me a Leeds Postcard with this on in 1983. I have had it on my wall ever since. Link